It's OK to laugh now, but not then

[wadeintothem]

Me: "I dunno coach, these players are faster than my brain. I thought for sure I heard the sound of leather on a tag."

Unfortunately my evaluator heard that one and I got to hear about it..


Working a flame thrower: Catch - "Where did that miss?"
"Heck I dunno, sounded a little low."

Me to catcher "Hey stop moving your dang glove, how am I supposed to know where the pitch was?"

Me to Shortstop .. runners @ 1and3:
"You guys dont try to pick off that girl at 1 do you?"
"Sometimes"
"Well ok, but you gotta tell me if you get her cuz I sure wont be able to see it."