3n2 Reaction Umpire Base shoe

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Originally Posted by IRISHMAFIA

I owned a later-model Javelin and received nothing, but compliments and queries as to how a sailor could afford such an expensive car.

Say what you want about AMC, the car looked good and ran great, right up until I plowed it into the back of some guys car parked in front of his house on a curve. Don't know why that SOB didn't have it in his empty driveway.

I proceeded to put my head through the windshield, rip my chin away from my jaw on the steering wheel and bite my tongue nearly in half.

Think about the pain of just accidentally nipping your tongue and now think about an ER surgeon using a fishhook to put in four stitches across the top of the tongue with no, none, nada, zip, zero, not a trace of a pain killer.

I thought about suing AMC because there was no disclaimer warning me to not operate the vehicle while sleeping

ROFLMAO....I hit a couple, [2] deer in my little Ranger pickup, and the
results were unbelieveable.