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[PtotheB]

[QUOTE=bkbjones;557608]Just don't lump my fat butt with the Texans. I lived there for most of my life but I refused to join the club. Didn't even own a pickup the whole time I lived there!

Careful when you speak ill of the Republic of Texas. Walker Texas Ranger doesn't take kindly to those who do not pay it enough respect and the last thing you want is to look over your shoulder and see Chuck Norris there.

[SRW]

Originally Posted by PtotheB

... the last thing you want is to look over your shoulder and see Chuck Norris there.

If you have $5, and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

There is no CTRL button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

[whiskers_ump]

Originally Posted by SRW

If you have $5, and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

There is no CTRL button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Good thing Davey was not around when Chuck was, or there would have been
no Walker, Texas Ranger.

[Chess Ref]

Originally Posted by SRW

If you have $5, and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

There is no CTRL button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck is short and cheap.

[MichaelVA2000]

Originally Posted by SRW

If you have $5, and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

There is no CTRL button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Who's Chuck Norris?

[PtotheB]

Originally Posted by MichaelVA2000

Who's Chuck Norris?

I'm surprised you lived long enough to type the question mark...Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk, and kill. There is no chin under the Chuck Norris beard, just another fist. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands: They are now known as "The Islands."

[MichaelVA2000]

Originally Posted by PtotheB

I'm surprised you lived long enough to type the question mark...Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk, and kill. There is no chin under the Chuck Norris beard, just another fist. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands: They are now known as "The Islands."

I'm wondering which speed Norris is using when he's hawking the Total Gym equipment with Christie Brinkley. Rumor has it since Norris joined that team; the commercials have been renamed "com merci fuls".

[IRISHMAFIA]

I remember Chuck Norris. He's the judge that allowed Average Joe's to play for the championship after Lance One-nut talked Chicken Peter into returning for the game a little late to be seen on ESPN, the Ocho!

[wadeintothem]

Originally Posted by IRISHMAFIA

I remember Chuck Norris. He's the judge that allowed Average Joe's to play for the championship after Lance One-nut talked Chicken Peter into returning for the game a little late to be seen on ESPN, the Ocho!

[bkbjones]

[QUOTE=PtotheB;558682]

Originally Posted by bkbjones

Just don't lump my fat butt with the Texans. I lived there for most of my life but I refused to join the club. Didn't even own a pickup the whole time I lived there!

Careful when you speak ill of the Republic of Texas. Walker Texas Ranger doesn't take kindly to those who do not pay it enough respect and the last thing you want is to look over your shoulder and see Chuck Norris there.

Chuck forgets I am now in the home of Bruce Lee. Bring it on, paid advertisement boy. I do have to give Chuck big kudos for having "relations" with the lady D.A.

Meanwhile, the UPS man has still not delivered any Texas BBQ. Ya'll did remember to send it, right?