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NCASAUmp Mon Jun 30, 2008 01:56pm

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Originally Posted by MichaelVA2000
That would be a definate yes. If you're chasing that bite with a sip from an adult beverage, make sure when you remove it from your ball bag that the container is covered with a brown paper bag.:D

This is pending approval for all levels.

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kcg NC2Ablu Mon Jun 30, 2008 05:47pm

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Originally Posted by NCASAUmp
This is pending approval for all levels.

http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/epart...etcustomer.jpg

can we get an ASA logo photoshopped on there?
any body

Chess Ref Mon Jun 30, 2008 06:38pm

I'm plate the other night. Mens SP. We're going into the top of 3 and I glance at my partner who is eating a hotdog. :confused: I call time and let him finish his dog. Apparently one of the kids ran over to the snack shack and got him one. He missed lunch and needed something to tide him over....

MichaelVA2000 Mon Jun 30, 2008 09:15pm

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Originally Posted by Chess Ref
I'm plate the other night. Mens SP. We're going into the top of 3 and I glance at my partner who is eating a hotdog. :confused: I call time and let him finish his dog. Apparently one of the kids ran over to the snack shack and got him one. He missed lunch and needed something to tide him over....

Was your partners name One-way, why didn't he have the kid get one for you?

wadeintothem Mon Jun 30, 2008 09:27pm

That is pretty rude to eat all by himself. Prolly woulda been great to have a hot dog to go with your beer.

NCASAUmp Mon Jun 30, 2008 09:43pm

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Originally Posted by Chess Ref
I'm plate the other night. Mens SP. We're going into the top of 3 and I glance at my partner who is eating a hotdog. :confused: I call time and let him finish his dog. Apparently one of the kids ran over to the snack shack and got him one. He missed lunch and needed something to tide him over....

Bear in mind that the story I'm about to tell is about an umpire whom I hold in high regards. She's professional, knowledgeable, and is normally great for the job. However, there was this one night...

My partner ran a little late (she's an EMT, so I completely understood). Arriving 5 minutes after gametime, to me, is relatively understandable, and her profession is a noble one. I wouldn't hold it against her, especially considering her solid reputation as an umpire. Needless to say, I was behind the plate for the first game, and she took the bases when she arrived.

After the first game was over, she said, "Dave, I'm diabetic, and I need to eat something fast." I told her it was no problem, so she ran to the snack shack and said, "whatcha got that's quick?"

"Hot dog?"

"Perfect!"

"Chili?"

"Sure, why not?"

Second game starts, and I've rotated to the bases. As the third inning was about to start, she gets my attention from across the field...

"Dave... Dave... You've got 3rd."

I gave her a puzzled look.

"You've got third. Hot dog. Hot dog."

I couldn't help but laugh, nod my head and say, "I've got third."

NCASAUmp Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:12pm

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Originally Posted by kcg NC2Ablu
can we get an ASA logo photoshopped on there?
any body

I'm not a good Photoshopper (though I still say my "Hot Moms" Indicator was pretty darn good), but...

http://sabian.whispers.org/asabeerhelmetcustomer.jpg

I'm never being asked to do another National again...

wadeintothem Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:22pm

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Originally Posted by NCASAUmp
I'm not a good Photoshopper (though I still say my "Hot Moms" Indicator was pretty darn good), but...

http://sabian.whispers.org/asabeerhelmetcustomer.jpg

I'm never being asked to do another National again...

I'm pretty bad.. and I still didnt have the guts to do it.

Good for you man. :D

greymule Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:43pm

nor is there anything [in the rule book] that says you can't sacrifice live chickens between innings

Prohibited in the YSISF. However, it is legal to sacrifice goats.

See 9-4-J-1-c and d (exception), as well as RS #46.

kcg NC2Ablu Tue Jul 01, 2008 05:17am

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Originally Posted by NCASAUmp
I'm not a good Photoshopper (though I still say my "Hot Moms" Indicator was pretty darn good), but...

http://sabian.whispers.org/asabeerhelmetcustomer.jpg

I'm never being asked to do another National again...

HAHAHA thats damn funny:D

Dakota Tue Jul 01, 2008 09:24am

It won't fit under the HSM, so WMB will be asking for an official ruling ... ;)

BretMan Tue Jul 01, 2008 09:58am

Any umpire that openly wears a cell phone on the field is nuts, if for no other reason that it opens him up to an easy "gimme" umpire insult from the fans.

"Hey, Blue! You better check your cell phone!"

Huh?

"I think you have three missed calls!"

greymule Tue Jul 01, 2008 10:07am

"I think you have three missed calls!"

That's a real good one. I wish I had thought of it.

Welpe Tue Jul 01, 2008 10:53am

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Originally Posted by NCASAUmp
This is pending approval for all levels.

http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/epart...etcustomer.jpg

I'm surprised no one else has noticed this...Budwesier and Orange soda? :eek:

jwwashburn Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:52am

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Originally Posted by Welpe
I'm surprised no one else has noticed this...Budwesier and Orange soda? :eek:

Never tried that but, it would HAVE to be better than THIS vile substance!
http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/74833.jpg

Joe In Missouri


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