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A dump truck comes to a stop at a red light in front of a state mental institution. There is a group of "guests" are lounging out front, taking in the bright, warm sun and fresh air.
One of the guests engages the truck driver in conversation. Guest: Hey, guy, what are you hauling? Driver: Manure. Guest: Really? Where are you headed? Driver: Farm about five miles down the road. They need it to put on their strawberries. Guest: Strawberries? Are you sure that's what the manure is for? Driver: Yeah, why? Guest: Because I put sugar and cream on my strawberries and I'm in here!  Sorry, couldn't help it.
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