Chirping about pitches

[Andy]

Originally Posted by Rattlehead

About a month ago I had a parent that before the game he had setup a chair behind the backstop....

I had this same type of thing a few years back. The guy set up his lawn chair directly behind me behind the backstop and was constantly griping about pitches.

After a few innings, I went back to the fence and called him up and said; " My a** is at least twice as wide as that plate, how can you possibly see anything sitting back there?"

He was so stunned, he just turned and walked back to his chair. I didn't hear another word from him the rest of the game!