Be honest, now!

[ChampaignBlue]

Yeah, we had an adult team here made up primarily of handicapped players. In my heart I always hope that they make it past the 5th. In the true spirit of non-competative slow pitch they're in it for the excuse to get out of the house.

Sadly I actually had to eject an opponant of theirs last year who just couldn't let go that I called him out of the box (he really was). I tossed him AFTER the game when he just couldn't understand to go away and chose to use the magic word in describing his displeasure with me (he used it in the form of an adjective). He wound up getting a 4 week suspension because of his choice of vocabulary while explaining to the park district rep as to why I can't eject him after the game is over. Took us a long time to fill out that report. His team didn't seem too disappointed that he wasn't there for the next month.