JOKES!!!

[Mark Padgett]

A scientist was experimenting with a frog. He yelled at the frog "JUMP". The frog jumped 8 feet. The scientist wrote in his notebook "Frogs with 4 legs jump 8 feet."

He then cut one of the frog's legs off and yelled "JUMP". The frog jumped 6 feet. The scientist wrote in his notebook "Frogs with 3 legs jump 6 feet."

He then cut a second leg off the frog and yelled "JUMP". The frog jumped 4 feet. The scientist wrote in his notebook "Frogs with 2 legs jump 4 feet."

He then cut the third leg off the frog and yelled "JUMP". The frog jumped 2 feet. The scientist wrote in his notebook "Frogs with 1 leg jump 2 feet."

He then cut the last leg off the frog and yelled "JUMP". The frog just sat there. He yelled again, "JUMP". The frog still just sat there. He yelled one more time, "JUMP". Again, the frog just sat there. The scientist wrote in his notebook "Frogs with no legs are deaf."