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Fri May 02, 2003, 02:25pm
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A guy walks into his doctor's office. He has a carrot stuck up his nose, a broccoli spear sticking out of one ear and a cucumber sticking out of the other. He tells the doctor he isn't feeling well.
The doctor replies, "I see your problem. You're not eating properly." Why don't cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny. A guy goes to work and as he enters his building, the doorman tells him he looks bad. He tells the doorman that he can't understand that because he feels good. He then enters his office and his secretary tells him he looks bad. He tells her he feels good, however. The day goes on and everyone he meets tells him he looks bad. He is very confused because he feels good. Finally, so many people tell him he looks bad that he decides he'd better go to the doctor. He tells the doctor that everyone tells him he looks bad but that he feels good. The doctor says he will look this up in his medical book. The doctor turns the pages and says "Hmmmmm, looks bad, feels bad - no, that's not it - hmmmmm, looks good, feels good - no, that's not it - hmmmmm, looks good, feels bad - no, that's not it either - wait, here it is - looks bad, feels good. Here's your problem. You're a vagina."
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