JOKES!!!

[mick]

A farmer had three beautiful daughters.

One day a soldier came walking up the driveway, the farmer knewof the Army's reputation and yelled to his wife, "Wife, wife, ...go get the girls and bring 'em into the house!"

The next day, a sailor came walking up the driveway, the farmer knew of the Navy's reputation and yelled to his wife, "Wife, wife, ...go get the girls and bring 'em into the house!"

The next day, a coach came walking up the driveway, the farmer knew of coaches' reputations and yelled to his wife, "Wife, wife, ...go get the girls and bring 'em into the house, ...bring the cow, too!"