JOKES!!!

[ROMANO]

Originally posted by Mark Padgett
David - I love your stuff, and I'm about as unpolitically correct as you can get, but in all fairness, comments 2 and especially 3 about the Puerto Rican people were just a bit over the line. Sorry, but I felt compelled to make this comment. Hope it doesn't sour our relationship.

hi it's just joke.you can joke about israelis also.i'm just tellnig the jokes that i know.i have nothing aginst enyone.try to enjoy and not be offenended i'm not trying to insulted enyone.
back to business..God says to Adam, "I have some good news and some bad news. What do you want to hear first?" Adam says, "Tell me the good news first."

God says, "I'm going to give you a penis and a brain. You'll derive from these great pleasure and great intellect."

Adam replies, "Wonderful! But what's the bad news?"

God says, "I'm only going to give you enough blood supply to work one at a time."

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@and for now mark about israelis:
Nine year old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school.

"Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelis out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelis were saved."

"Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked.

"Well, no, Mom. But if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!"


[Edited by ROMANO on May 2nd, 2003 at 05:41 AM]