JOKES!!!

[ROMANO]

Originally posted by canuckrefguy
ROMANO, your French jokes are a bit too close to the line, if you know what I mean.

I'm from Canada, a place with a rich English AND French heritage, and although they clash, I value and respect the French people and their native country, despite some of the disagreements I may have with them.

It's okay to poke fun at the odd harmless stereotype, but 25 lines of France-bashing is borderline racist.

Being in Israel, I thought you'd be a little more conscious of stuff like that.

Maybe someone should post a bunch of jokes implying the Jews are weak, arrogant, and smelly. But then we'd be Anti-Semetic, right?

Having said all that, a lot of your jokes are hilarious!

canuckrefguy i love france!!
and we can joke about jews!!!!
i 'm just kiddinig around!!
so let's go on the jews now..
A moment or two after a highway accident, an old Jewish man came up to
a woman lying by the roadside.

"Have the police come yet?" the man asked.

"No," the woman moaned.

"Has the ambulance been here yet?"

"No," the injured woman repeated.

"How about the insurance company?"

"No."

"Listen," the Jewish man said, bending down. "Do you mind if I lay down

next to you?" ...
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A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he's been
given a part in the school play.
"Wonderful. What part is it?"
The boy says,"I play the part of the Jewish husband."
The mother scowls and says, "Go back and tell the
teacher you want a speaking part."
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An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in love.
However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm.
Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi.
The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion:
"Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love,
have the young man wave a towel over you.
That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."
They go home and follow the rabbi's advice.
They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love.
But it doesn't help and she is still unsatisfied.
Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi.
"Okay," says the rabbi, "let's try it reversed-Have the young man make love
to your wife and you wave the towel over them."
Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young man gets into bed with
the wife and the husband waves the towel.
The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous,
room-shaking, screaming orgasm.
The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly,
"You see, THAT'S the way to wave a towel!"
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