JOKES!!!

[ChuckElias]

Originally posted by mick
Someone has to beat:

Nicks' - parrot

Ok, here's my parrot contribution. It's also a bit off-color.

A woman goes to a pet shop. As she looks around, a beautiful parrot catches her eye. The sign on the cage says "FREE". She asks the store owner why it's free.

"Well, it's a beautiful bird, but its language is as colorful as its feathers. You see, his previous owner was the madam of the brothel outside of town. No one wants to buy him, so I'm giving him away."

The woman tries to prompt the bird to speak, but he's silent until another woman enters the store.

"Different whorehouse; new whores," the bird observes.

Well, the woman was surprised, but she figured that if the bird could learn that much, she could teach him better words and she decided that he was so beautiful that she would take him. Besides, he's free, so what can she lose?

She takes the bird and the cage and gets on the city bus to go home. At the next stop, a woman boards the bus and sits down.

"Different whorehouse; new whores," the bird notes.

The woman apologizes and explains the bird's odd vocabulary. She finally reaches her stop, gets off and gets the bird to her home.

After setting up the cage and making the parrot at home, the woman's daughter comes home from school.

"Different whorehouse; new whores," the parrot announces.

The woman gently tries to correct the bird, offering new words for him to repeat.

The woman's husband comes home from work at suppertime.

The bird says, "Hi Dave!"