JOKES!!!

[NICK]

The Train Ride
The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman and the seat was being used by her dog. A weary American traveler asked, "Ma'am, please move your dog. I need that seat."
The French woman looked down her nose at the American, sniffed said, "You Americans. Your are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little FiFi is using that seat?"
"Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired."
The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant.... Imagine!"
The American didn't say anything else, he leaned over, picked up the dog, tossed it out the open window of the train and sat down in the empty seat.
The woman shrieked and railed, demanding that someone defend her honor and chastise the American.
An elderly Englishman sitting across the aisle spoke up indignantly, "Blimy, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing daft things.
You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, Sir, you've thrown the wrong ***** out the window."