JOKES!!!

[ROMANO]

Originally posted by Mark Padgett

My favorite Steven Wright line:

I got a job at a factory that made fire hydrants, but I had to quit because I could never find a parking place close enough.

i like you man...you understand the politics very good ...so who is next?...oh sorry no talking about france..so listen to this:
A bus load of france politicians were driving down a country road when all of a sudden the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farmer after seeing what happened went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians.

A few days later, the local policman came out, saw the crashed bus, and then asked the old farmer, "Were they ALL dead?" The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."
PARDON..