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Sun Jan 25, 2009, 07:51pm
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One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.
The wife turns over and says, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "You don't have a dentist appointment tomorrow do you?" |
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Thu Jan 29, 2009, 01:48pm
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Tex Mex
Cheese
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but Cheese fat. Mushroom When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom. Shoulder My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder. TEXAS My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at! July Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me! Julyer! Juarez One day my gramma slapped me and I said, ' Juarez your problem?' Chicken I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself. Wheelchair We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry wheelchair. Chicken wing My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing Harassment My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment noting to me. Bishop My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop. Body wash I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids
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I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me? |
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