JOKES!!!

[aceholleran]

A Chinese man is sitting having dinner when, from out of nowehere, someone comes and dumps a hot bowl of chicken soup over his head. He turns around and sees his assailant is wearing a yarmulke.

"WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?" says the confused Chinaman.

"That is for Pearl Harbor," says the Jew.

"Waitaminute," says the Chinaman. "I'm Chinese, not Japanese."

The other guy says, "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" Then he goes back to his table.

A few minutes later, the Jewish guy finds himself doused with a huge portion of noodles. He turns to see his nemesis holding the empty bowl. "THAT'S FOR THE TITANIC!" he says.

"But the Titanic was sunk--"

"Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"