JOKES!!!

[Skahtboi]

A penguin is driving along one day when his car starts to sputter. So, he immediately pulls over at the first gas station that has a garage. He tells the mechanic on duty that his car is making this funny sputtering noise. The mechanic tells him to give him about thirty minutes to figure out what the problem is.

So...while he is waiting the penguin wanders down the street to a little ice cream shoppe that he had seen. You know, penguins, being from colder climes, just love ice cream. He goes into the ice cream shoppe and orders himself an ice cream cone.

Now you know, that penguins don't have any hands, so he had to hold the cone between both of his flippers. The penguin walks back to the garage where is car is eating his ice cream cone, but because of his inability to control the cone well, he gets a little of the ice cream on his beak. When he gets back to the garage, the mechanic meets him and says,

"Well, buddy, it looks like you blew a seal."

To which the penguin replies, "Nope, that's just ice cream."