JOKES!!!

[mick]

Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement in
State College Pennsylvania, when his limo arrived to take him to Harrisburg
International Airport. As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and
spoke to the driver. "You know" he said, "I am 87 years old and I have never
driven a limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while?" The driver
said, "No problem. Have a go at it." Billy gets into the driver's seat and
they head off down the highway. As they go thru the Lewistown Narrows
construction zone a rookie Pa State Trooper was operating his First speed
trap. The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone. The Trooper
pulled out and easily caught the limo and got out of his patrol car to begin
the procedure.
The young trooper walked up to the driver's door and when the glass was
rolled down he was surprised to see who was driving. He immediately excused
himself and went back to his car and called his supervisor. He told the
supervisor, "I know we are supposed to enforce the law but I also know that
important people are given certain courtesies. I need to
know what I should do because I have stopped a very important person."
The supervisor asked, "Is it Gov. Rendell?" The young trooper said, "No,
he's more important than that." The supervisor said, "Oh, so it's George W."
The young trooper said, "No, he's even more important than that." The supervisor finally asked, "Well then, who is it?"
The young trooper said,
"I think it's Jesus, because he's got Billy Graham for a chauffeur!"