JOKES!!!

DownTownTonyBrown · #11 (**permalink**) Tue Jan 10, 2006, 04:39pm

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Originally posted by Dan_ref

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Originally posted by wisref2

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Originally posted by ROMANO
A woman is picked up by Dennis Rodman in a bar.
They like each other and she goes back with him to
his hotel room. He removes his shirt revealing all his
tattoos and she sees ..."AIDS"
tattooed on his penis. She jumps back with shock.

"I'm not going to do it with a guy who has AIDS!"

He says, "It's cool baby. In a minute it's going to say
'ADIDAS'...

My tattoo says MIT

or

Massachusetts Institute of Technology

TiNY

Fort Ticondaroga, New York.

The way I heard this one was that I guy had gotten talked into tatooing his girlfriend's name... there. "Wendy"

The guy happened to be on his honeymoon ... in the restroom when a big Jamaican parks him self at the adjoining urinal. The guy notices that the Jamaican also has his privates tatooed. He starts to make some small talk about how he got talked into this by his girlfriend - now, wife, named Wendy. He takes another glance at the Jamaican and notices simlar letters W - E - N - D - Y, and is astounded that perhaps they have girlfriends with the same idea and incredibly the same name!

The Jamaican responds, "Nah, Man. My girl is not Wendy. I work for the Tourism Department. Mine sez: WELCOME TO JAMAICA HAVE A NICE DAY!"

Like you haven't heard this joke three times already. Oh well.