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Old Mon Nov 28, 2005, 09:54am
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An alligator isn't feeling well, and decides to go see a veternarian. He describes his symptoms to the doctor as feeling run down, lethargic, lacking energy. He even tells the vet that he doesn't have the energy to lay in wait for a duck to swim by. So...the vet runs several tests on the alligator. After all the tests come back, the vet goes back in to the waiting alligator, and presents him with some blue, diamond shaped pills and tells him to take one a day.

"Wait," says the alligator. "Isn't this that viagra stuff I have heard about. Look Doc....I don't have any problem in that area."

"Well.." the vet replies, "our tests show that you are suffering from a reptile dysfunction."
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