JOKES!!!

[ChuckElias]

A woman is in her shower when there's a knock on her front door. She sticks her head out of the shower and yells, "Who is it?!!"

A man yells from outside, "Blind man!!"

She's naked and wet, but she figures if some poor blind guy needs some help, what could it hurt? He's not gonna see anything anyway.

So she hops out of the shower and opens the front door. The guy says, "So where do you want the blinds, lady?"

(Stolen from Henny Youngman)