JOKES!!!

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks he sees President Bush and Colin Powell sitting at the end of the bar. The walks up to the bartender and asks if that is the President and Powell sitting over there.

"Yeah, they've been sitting there for quite a while now," replied the bartender.

So the guy grabs his drink and walks on over there.

"What are you guys taklking about," asks the man.

"We are trying to figure out how to start World War III." replies President Bush.

"Really, and what have you come up with?" the man asks.

"Well, we are going to bomb and kill 10 million Afganis and one bicycle repair man," says Bush.

The man looks a little confused for a second and asks, "What are you going to kill a bicycle repair man for?"

Bush turns to Powell and says "See, I told you no one would worry about 10 million Afganis."