JOKES!!!

[ashley1335]

i got this one somewhere..

a man was looking for his wife in the grocery store. he then bumped his cart into another mans cart.
'i am sorry. i wasnt looking at where i was going. u see i have lost my wife.' he says.
'thats ok. i have lost mine too.' the man says.
'really? well i'll help u look for yours. what does she look like?'
'she isbeautiful, tall, a redhead, and is wearing a tank top and short shorts with great legs. what does yours look like?'
'never mind. lets look for yours.'