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Old Mon Jan 27, 2014, 11:00am
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"So when were you replaced by robots, grandpa?"
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Old Mon Jan 27, 2014, 11:57am
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"So when were you replaced by robots, grandpa?"
Back in about 2020, they began gradually replacing the on-field officials with electronics. Sensors in the ball and gloves and pads and electronics under the field and the many cameras allow us to know precisely where forward progress was stopped on a play or where the ball was when out of bounds was touched, as well as whether a ball was caught near a sideline. That also tells us whether a ball crossed a goal line before their knees were down. Heck, they didn't even used to require gloves - most players played barehanded - and not just the QB like today!

We even used to have guys holding sticks to tell you whether 10 yards was made. They would start each series basically guessing where the series started, yet despite the inaccuracy of the starting point, they would get down on their hands and knees to measure the ending point sometimes.

Crazy stuff, lad.
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Old Mon Jan 27, 2014, 12:38pm
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Back in about 2020, they began gradually replacing the on-field officials with electronics. Sensors in the ball and gloves and pads and electronics under the field and the many cameras allow us to know precisely where forward progress was stopped on a play or where the ball was when out of bounds was touched, as well as whether a ball was caught near a sideline. That also tells us whether a ball crossed a goal line before their knees were down. Heck, they didn't even used to require gloves - most players played barehanded - and not just the QB like today!

We even used to have guys holding sticks to tell you whether 10 yards was made. They would start each series basically guessing where the series started, yet despite the inaccuracy of the starting point, they would get down on their hands and knees to measure the ending point sometimes.

Crazy stuff, lad.
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Old Mon Jan 27, 2014, 12:41pm
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"So when were you replaced by robots, grandpa?"
"your grandma replaced me with a robot about three years after we were married.

Oh -- you mean in officiating."
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Old Thu Jan 30, 2014, 10:13am
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The Europeans already joke about how American footballs aren't shaped like a ball and rarely get touched by a foot. I've heard the phrase "hand-egg" from more than one person. I can only imagine what they will say when the NFL does away with kickoffs and tries.
I've normally seen "egg-chasers" used to refer to rugby players whose ball is decidedly more egg-shaped than a football.
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