Imagine yourself on a sandy beach...

[HossHumard]

I did a game (snowy) Thursday night here in Edmonton where a team kicked off early in the third quarter, forgot to retrieve their tee and when they needed it again in the fourth couldn't find it...had to kick the rest of the game off the field turf! Ahhhh, the joys of football north of the 53rd!

[umpirebob71]

I did a JV game a week ago on a field that was the consistency of oatmeal. A varsity game was played on it the night before during a steady downpour. It rained most of the night afterwards, so you can imagine what the conditions were like. I thought once that I had lost a shoe, but it only came part of the way off from the suction of the mud. The worst conditions I have ever seen.