special equipment for umpires

[Lintner5]

I wish we had a picture because I'm having trouble envisioning a device that shoots the Snickers Egg from the Umpire's belt to his mouth. Since the belt cannot be seen from the Umpire's mouth by line-of-sight, does the shooter extend out far enough to establish a direct path or does it use the Umpire's stomach's gravitational pull to provide an orbital path to the mouth?

Also, has a Snickers patch been considered or would the lack of caramel in the Umpire's mouth make foul reporting too articulate?