Great lines from the coach

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Tonight, we had a major penalty enforced on A which put the ball at about 4th and 20. Team A was in a hurry to get the next play off. After the punt play, the Team A head coach yells to our U, "Why didn't you let us snap the ball (right away)?" The U stood over the ball until the RFP was blown. The U tells him, "I had to wait for the down marker to get set, then the R signals the RFP." The coach says, "I don't care about the chains!"

One of the most "credibility-reducing" lines I've ever heard from a coach. This was from the head coach of the top team in the state.


Anyone have any other great lines from coaches this year?