NJFOA - "No shorts"

[ljudge]

The South Jersey chapter was notified by our president on April 28 via e-mail. Our new president is a well respected, no-nonsense guy and will be strict with us (which is a very good thing). We have a couple of bad apples that insist on wearing shorts even in varsity games and that BS will definitely come to an end. Here's an excerpt of what we were told:

Went to the NJSIAA State meeting last evening in Robbinsville. New rule adopted by the NJSIAA, NO SHORTS ON ANY LEVEL, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO, VARSITY, JV and FRESHMEN GAMES. THIS ALSO APPLIES TO SCIMMAGES. NO SHORTS. EVER. ANYTIME. ANYWHERE.

If you have shorts, THROW THEM AWAY. YOU CANNOT WEAR THEM. EVER. ANYTIME. ANYWHERE.