Funniest things you've ever heard

[Bob Floyd]

Another twist on the illegal formation-six men on the line of scrimmage--offense has only 10 men on the field, 6 on the line. Flag for illegal formation, coach wants a number. I ignore. Same thing happens a couple more times during the game, each time coach wants a number and finally calls a timeout. He says you guys keep calling us for six men on the line but you refuse to give me a number. I calmly replied, Coach, we didn't get his number, he was on the bench.