Funniest things you've ever heard

[Snake~eyes]

Towards beggining of a season coach was raggin on the opposite wingman so referee told him to stop. Coach said he was just asking a question and referee says "no you weren't be quiet." Then coach says "can i ask you a question?", referee says "no" and blows ready for play whistle.

Then I'm sure everyone has the fans who are yelling stuff like "That's not PI, that was an uncatchable pass," and "Foward lateral."

Final story,

My association had to eject a chaincrew volunteer. The R told him to be careful what he yells cause he's on the other teams side. The guy gets real defensive and says that he's just cheering for his kid. The guy decides to quit but not only does he quit he gets in the referees face and they exchange some words. So R ejects him. Later we found out he was a Congressmen, Rep. from Arizona.