Top 10 ways to tell it's nearly September...

[Dan_ref]

10. Back to school specials at clothing stores
9. Kids almost as impatient to get back to school as parents are to have them back
8. Hot humid days, late afternoon thunderstorms
7. Need to click between meaningless NFL exhibition games and Osborne reruns
6. Weekends at the beach are packed
5. Employee parking lot nearly empty every day
4. Grass needs to be cut every other day
3. Nuthin' much going on in the basketball discussion forums
2. Damn hay fever kickin' in again

and the number one way to tell it's almost September (drumroll)
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2003 American League Standings
East	W	L	PCT	GB	Streak
NY Yankees	78	47	.624	---	Won 7
Boston	71	55	.563	7 1/2	Lost 3