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Lets tweak this play. Instead of A1's foot touching B1's foot, what do we have if any part of B1 touches the ball while A1 is holding the ball? |
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Where it touches B1 doesn't matter - just as long as he touches it. |
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Unfortunately,the scholarship monies that your friends on this Forum had quietly raised for you will now be directed to a more able candidate. [/B][/QUOTE] Ahem. Upon advice from counsel, I will be using the Ross Perot Guide to Answering Embarassing Questions: Quote:
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[/B][/QUOTE] Let me go on record as saying that I did not make the above post. BktBallRef has obviously stolen my password and used my user name to degrade and insult my good friend, Chuck Elias. You should be ashamed of yourself, Tony! |
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You should be ashamed of yourself, Tony! [/B][/QUOTE] Well, as long as we're playing 'pass the blame,' it really wasn't me who posted the grammatically incorrect version of a Monty Python paraphrase. While the matter is still under investigation, I suspect that Juulie stole my password and posted that so that she could be known as the sole grammar Nazi of the board. |
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Wimmen! |
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Ha..Ha..Ha Ha Hahahaha..Take this Mark Dexter, you Tyro, you NeoPhyte -- can you tell off the top of your head the Plu-Perfect Subjunctive of the verb, to screw? Can you spot the five run-on sentences in Dickens' Bleak House? Can you recite the longest sentence in the English language in which all grammar rules of the author's contemporaries were strictly observed? I didn't think so. No one will ever understand these things after I'm gone.. it's all so unfair... Okay... I'll go quietly; I'm so sorry, so sorry, I never meant to hurt anyone. Dexter, just remember: the slavish avoidance of the gerund clause is the most telling mark of a student. And remember who taught you that... ...and someone please send tapes of the women's NCAA final four. I'll miss you all so much.. [Edited by rainmaker on Aug 12th, 2003 at 03:10 PM] |
I saw Juulie this past Saturday. She definitely is off her meds.
At least, that's what the majority of the voices in my head observed. http://e4u.consoleradar.com/crazy/686.gif |
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[/B][/QUOTE]Whoooooa!! This one oughta be good for at least 4 more pages now! :D I'll keep score. |
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ROFTLMAO. On a related note, I'm going to start taking up a collection. All proceeds will go toward getting Juulie a babysitter and plane tickets to a nice tropical island somewhere. |
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Did the voices reach a concensus? :p |
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Am I close? See also: "The Return of an English pluperfect subjunctive?" by Trevor G. Fennell at http://ehlt.flinders.edu.au/deptlang...rs/fennell.pdf Enjoy. :) |
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[/B][/QUOTE]Concensus??? Mr.Spelling's head just exploded! |
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