That's a New One on Me

[Moosie74]

Originally Posted by stiffler3492

JV official tonight before the game I broadcasted.

Stripes, black pants, and a red belt. Red.

I think I've umpired a softball game with his brother only that was a brown belt with a Harley Davidson logo buckle the size of a small child.

Assuming the above alleged official was a male, why does he have a red belt to begin with?

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by Moosie74

Assuming the above alleged official was a male, why does he have a red belt to begin with?

It coordinates with his pink jock. One of the hot moms told me that.

[tjones1]

A belt is bad enough... not to mention it's red!