My three favorite country songs are:

"It's Been So Lonely In The Saddle Since My Horse Died."

"My Wife Took Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him."

"I'm In The Mood For Some Fast Food. Let's Go Run Over A Possum."

Reminds me of those "fcuk" shirts . . .

Know how to tell the difference between a Texan and a real cowboy? The cowboy has the B.S. on the outside of his boots.:D

How about "You're a hard dog to keep under the porch" ? :)

Two more country classics:

I Sure Miss You Honey, But My Aim's Gettin' Better


and

Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goalpost of Life

"I've Got Tears In My Ears, From Lying On My Back, Crying All Night Over you"

"There Ain't No Trash In My Trailer SInce I Threw You Out"

"I'm Drinkin' Canada Dry"

"If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold it Against Me?"

"You Always Leave Me Holdin' the Bag"

For you folks lookin' for alternative music (blue grass, country, Americana, and some really bizarre things on Monday nights, and Celtic music on Sunday nights) tune in to http://www.wdvx.com. Its a station based out of Knoxville, TN.

"oxymoron"

You don't have to resort to calling us names Padgett

What happens if you play a country song backwards?

Your wife dies and your dog leaves you?

Well, there's actually only 5 songs. They just keep writing new lyrics to the same 5 tunes. :)

No.....

So, did the wife run off with the horse or the dog?

Maybe the possum?

YUM ! Dinner and love!