.....we could wear cool letters on the back of our jerseys like football officials.

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages.../officials.jpg

Just like the Dixie Chicks "F.U.T.K."

I would prefer "F.U.D.C".

But that is another discussion.

I hate always having to admit being the stupid one on this forum, but I don't get the T.K. part. . . :confused:

Good grief! :D

T.K. is Toby Keith. He recently spoke out about the Dixie Chicks, President's Bush's favorite country music band. Hopefully, you've heard of them. During the Country Music Awards, the Dixie Chicks were in concert and unable to attend. When they won an award they were nominated for, they appeared via satellite from their concert. The lead singer for the Dixie Chicks had on a t-shirt that read, "FUTK." Get it?

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I hate always having to admit being the stupid one on this forum......
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Yeah, I've heard of them and I heard about the flap. They're idiots. Well, the lead singer, anyway. Big deal.

I take it Toby Keith said some negative things about the Dixie Chicks' comments? I've almost got it now. Just one more thing. . .

Who's Toby Keith?

He is a loser that normally sings in Fenway Park -- makes him feel at home. :D

BTW, your guys did well against the Yankees. Pounded the crap out of them in the first 2 games.

The possible letters on a football jersey are: R, U, H, L, B, S, and F.

Let me know, BktBallRef, if I'm wrong.

Certainly some neat words can be made from those letters. Anyone? Bueller? Bueller says you can spell FLUSH.

Mike

P.S.: I don't know who this Toby Keith person is, but **mn that Dixie Chick singer is annoying.

[Edited by JugglingReferee on Jul 8th, 2003 at 07:29 AM]

How about BRUSH, RUSH, BUSH and FLUB!

The flap between Toby Keith and the Dixie Chicks was started by Natalie Maines (lead singer for The Chicks). She made several disparraging remarks about Toby's song "Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American)" - the song was released and went to #1 in August 2002. The song talks about "Uncle Sam put your name at the top of his list" and ends with the line "We'll put a boot in your a$$, it's the American way.". Mr Keith responded with some remarks and the fued was on.

Now see, I just saw this on the News. Larry is obviously a REAL country music fan!! :)

Larry and I are from Texas, that should explain why we know about this sort of stuff.

Jim, don't y'all have both kinds of music in Texas, country and western? :D

I thought "country music" was an oxymoron.

Long live, well, you know. http://www.deephousepage.com/smilies/headbang.gif

I live in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area...the place where the Dixie Chicks are from...of course there was 4 of them back then and you could see them perform for free sometimes.

And yes, we have both types of music in Texas...there is country and then there is junk. :D

My three favorite country songs are:

"It's Been So Lonely In The Saddle Since My Horse Died."

"My Wife Took Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him."

"I'm In The Mood For Some Fast Food. Let's Go Run Over A Possum."

Reminds me of those "fcuk" shirts . . .

Know how to tell the difference between a Texan and a real cowboy? The cowboy has the B.S. on the outside of his boots.:D

How about "You're a hard dog to keep under the porch" ? :)

Two more country classics:

I Sure Miss You Honey, But My Aim's Gettin' Better


and

Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goalpost of Life

"I've Got Tears In My Ears, From Lying On My Back, Crying All Night Over you"

"There Ain't No Trash In My Trailer SInce I Threw You Out"

"I'm Drinkin' Canada Dry"

"If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold it Against Me?"

"You Always Leave Me Holdin' the Bag"

For you folks lookin' for alternative music (blue grass, country, Americana, and some really bizarre things on Monday nights, and Celtic music on Sunday nights) tune in to http://www.wdvx.com. Its a station based out of Knoxville, TN.

"oxymoron"

You don't have to resort to calling us names Padgett

What happens if you play a country song backwards?

Your wife dies and your dog leaves you?

Well, there's actually only 5 songs. They just keep writing new lyrics to the same 5 tunes. :)

No.....

So, did the wife run off with the horse or the dog?

Maybe the possum?

YUM ! Dinner and love!

You get your wife back, your dog comes back to life, and your pickup truck will now start properly.

Hey - it could be worse:

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/brain.jpg

Or maybe this one?

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/wheel.jpg

He could be referring to Rep. Jim Moran (D-VA) who, after his recent comments regarding Jews obviously needs a large dose.