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Old Fri Apr 06, 2012, 07:45pm
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Exclamation Cubs to stop selling beer at Wrigley!

You know why?




Wait for it.




They lost the opener.
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Old Sat Apr 07, 2012, 07:58am
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You know why?




Wait for it.




They lost the opener.
You know what's the best thing about going to a Sox Game?


You can find a seat that noone has ever sat in.
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Old Sat Apr 07, 2012, 07:59am
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Another Sox joke.

What's the best complement you can give a women at a Sox game?????????



Nice tooth.
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Old Sat Apr 07, 2012, 10:54am
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Another Sox joke.

What's the best complement you can give a women at a Sox game?????????

Nice tooth.
How do you know that the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it had been invented in any other state, it would be called a teethbrush.
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Old Sat Apr 07, 2012, 11:09am
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You know what's the best thing about going to a Sox Game? You can find a seat that noone has ever sat in.
That's because the games are so exciting everyone stands.


BTW - Sox fans are educated, so we know that "noone" is actually two words.
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