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[refiator]

I hear you, but not in this case.....Full view of of a crowded gym, and you never know who is in the gym watching the officials' actions.........

[Rich]

Originally Posted by refiator

I hear you, but not in this case.....Full view of of a crowded gym, and you never know who is in the gym watching the officials' actions.........

I mean that you tell him that before he removes the jersey -- preventive officiating can go a long way.

[bowlingref]

I am currently divorced and a lady fan asked the me the other night why I reffed and my reply was so I can get yelled at a couple times a week by an angry wife or mother.

[stiffler3492]

"THREE SECONDS!"

Now that's funny I don't care who you are that's funny

[stiffler3492]

But seriously, though...I had an intentional foul when B1 grabbed A1's arm late in the game to prevent him from a fast break layup.

Coach B: "But there's no such thing as a clear path foul".

What made me chuckle is...he's exactly right.

[just another ref]

Originally Posted by stiffler3492

Coach B: "But there's no such thing as a clear path foul".

"Right, coach. What's your point?"