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Old Mon Jun 02, 2003, 02:51pm
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Recent AAU game 16U (I think), boys. A is faster, stronger, smarter, taller, jumps higher, has better ballhandlers and defense. Sadly, coach B is louder.

Early first half B has the ball for a throw-in under their basket, I count to 5, blow the whistle. Coach B jumps up & starts yelling: "I couldn't see your arm move! If your arm ain't moving you can't have 5!" He was serious. New one for me.
So, why wasn't your arm moving? (2-7-9 )
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Old Mon Jun 02, 2003, 03:00pm
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PS:Note that I resisted responding to the "yanked by Brad" comment.
I'm glad you got it. I was worried that it was a little too subtle for this thread

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Old Mon Jun 02, 2003, 03:08pm
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I'm glad you got it. I was worried that it was a little too subtle for this thread.
[/B][/QUOTE]I had a gif that was appropriate,too.But I might wanna post again someday- sooooo forget it.
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ROFLMAO!!!! Send me the link! LOL
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Recent AAU game 16U (I think), boys. A is faster, stronger, smarter, taller, jumps higher, has better ballhandlers and defense. Sadly, coach B is louder.

Early first half B has the ball for a throw-in under their basket, I count to 5, blow the whistle. Coach B jumps up & starts yelling: "I couldn't see your arm move! If your arm ain't moving you can't have 5!" He was serious. New one for me.
So, why wasn't your arm moving? (2-7-9 )
Th short answer is it was. Problem was the coach must have
left his x-ray glasses home to see thru the bodies. Even if he had his x-ray glasses on I doubt seriously that he was watching me count, he was more than likely trying to help his player find an open man.
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Old Mon Jun 02, 2003, 03:23pm
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Ahhhh...that explains the blisters....
I think the blisters are probably the result of working a few too many "one-man games".

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Does your wife believe you when you tell her they're just blisters?
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Old Mon Jun 02, 2003, 03:24pm
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I'm glad you got it. I was worried that it was a little too subtle for this thread.
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I had a gif that was appropriate,too.But I might wanna post again someday- sooooo forget it. [/B][/QUOTE]

I knew you would and I know it must be memorable (note to self: don't click on any .gif files emailed from JR for the next week or so). You did catch me off guard by not posting it. And I knew the direction this thread took would bring you out of the woodwork!

BTW Chuck, "yank" in this thread is about as subtle as a train wreck.

[Edited by Dan_ref on Jun 2nd, 2003 at 03:26 PM]
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Old Mon Jun 02, 2003, 03:35pm
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Does your wife believe you when you tell her they're just blisters?
She hasn't bothered to get a first "hand" look in quite a while. . .
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Old Mon Jun 02, 2003, 03:43pm
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I always tuck mine in my shoe.
That's funny, I tuck mine in your shoe too.
Yeah, but only when I'm wearing my high heels (and running backwards).
Ahhhh...that explains the blisters....

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Old Mon Jun 02, 2003, 03:57pm
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I always tuck mine in my shoe.
That's funny, I tuck mine in your shoe too.
Yeah, but only when I'm wearing my high heels (and running backwards).
Ahhhh...that explains the blisters....

Today's hint from the Happy Homemaker- "To ease those worrisome blisters,apply Jerkins Lotion."
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Old Mon Jun 02, 2003, 04:54pm
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[/B]Today's hint from the Happy Homemaker- "To ease those worrisome blisters,apply Jerkins Lotion."
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Do that enough times and you can join IAABO (I Am A Blind Official)
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