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Old Mon Jun 02, 2003, 12:28pm
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Recent AAU game 16U (I think), boys. A is faster, stronger, smarter, taller, jumps higher, has better ballhandlers and defense. Sadly, coach B is louder.

Early first half B has the ball for a throw-in under their basket, I count to 5, blow the whistle. Coach B jumps up & starts yelling: "I couldn't see your arm move! If your arm ain't moving you can't have 5!" He was serious. New one for me.
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Tell him you were moving your middle leg - it's an new, approved mechanic.
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Old Mon Jun 02, 2003, 01:04pm
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Tell him you were moving your middle leg - it's an new, approved mechanic.
I would have but I normally keep it strapped down to my ankle and I can't lie with a straight face.

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I always tuck mine in my shoe.
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Old Mon Jun 02, 2003, 01:20pm
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I always tuck mine in my shoe.

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Old Mon Jun 02, 2003, 01:21pm
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Just as bad, in a recent AAU game, I was crucified by a coach for not showing him a visible count for 3 second violations....
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I always tuck mine in my shoe.
That's funny, I tuck mine in your shoe too.
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Old Mon Jun 02, 2003, 01:26pm
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I always tuck mine in my shoe.
That's funny, I tuck mine in your shoe too.
ROTFLMAO ....
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Old Mon Jun 02, 2003, 01:42pm
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Coach B jumps up & starts yelling: "I couldn't see your arm move! If your arm ain't moving you can't have 5!" He was serious. New one for me.
I had a CYO coach complain that he couldn't see my 5 second closely guarded signal. (He wanted it called) And he was a fellow official!
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Old Mon Jun 02, 2003, 01:49pm
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Those are some of the funniest one liners that I have read in a long time......

Thank you, you guys made my day....
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I always tuck mine in my shoe.
That's funny, I tuck mine in your shoe too.
Yeah, but only when I'm wearing my high heels (and running backwards).
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I always tuck mine in my shoe.
That's funny, I tuck mine in your shoe too.
Yeah, but only when I'm wearing my high heels (and running backwards).
Ahhhh...that explains the blisters....

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Old Mon Jun 02, 2003, 02:15pm
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I always tuck mine in my shoe.
That's funny, I tuck mine in your shoe too.
Yeah, but only when I'm wearing my high heels (and running backwards).
Ahhhh...that explains the blisters....
STOP!!! I do not need all these mental images on a Monday afternoon - or any day come to think of it!!!
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Old Mon Jun 02, 2003, 02:23pm
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Ahhhh...that explains the blisters....
I think the blisters are probably the result of working a few too many "one-man games".

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Old Mon Jun 02, 2003, 02:46pm
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Just doin' my part to get this thread yanked by Brad [/B][/QUOTE]Hmmmm! Maybe Chuck Elias(tm) "short" jokes might be appropriate here also.

PS:Note that I resisted responding to the "yanked by Brad" comment.Must be finally maturing a little.
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