You make-a da call

[Adam]

Easy.
10 second back court violation before all of this happened.
T's on both coaches for coming on the floor.
T's on both coaches for using illegal players.
B4 is ejected for fighting, and so is A4, 'cause you know he started it.
6 shots for each team.

Alternate dimension version:
Ref (paraphrasing Bob Knight): "Okay, guys. That was a stupid way to start a basketball game. Would you like to start over?"

Adam