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Wed May 21, 2003, 12:43pm
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Just for the record, here's the kind of pun I was raised on. My dad sent this for the joke contest.
There was a movie theater for Basques. It caught fire and there was only one exit. Several Basques were trampled and burned. The moral: Dont put all your Basques in one exit. 
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Wed May 21, 2003, 01:50pm
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Native-American exclaims to his psychiatrist,"Doc, you gotta help me! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee!" Psychiatrist: "Settle down man; you're too tense!"
sorry if it's a repeat of anyone's recent offering
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Wed May 21, 2003, 02:32pm
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Ok...I'll try one...most of us know that Gandhi was very close to his "higher powers"...most people don't realize that he walked everywhere he went, and he walked barefoot. He also had a very delicate stomach, and had to watch what he ate. Consequently, he was quite often plagued by some serious bad breath. All of this simply goes to show that Gandhi was a super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis.
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Wed May 21, 2003, 03:33pm
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Favorite bumper snickers:
Honk if your horn's broken Honk if you always do what you're told Earth First - we'll clearcut the other planets later My other car - the one that's runs - is now my ex-wife's Sign seen on a lumber truck - "Boards on board"
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Wed May 21, 2003, 04:00pm
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bumper sticker follow-up
Bumper sticker add on
"Don't pull me over...fresh doughnuts next exit"
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Wed May 21, 2003, 04:14pm
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I forgot to list one I saw last month:
"Don't blame me - I voted for Homer Simpson"
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Thu May 22, 2003, 08:08am
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. - Catherine Aird
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