Just for the record, here's the kind of pun I was raised on. My dad sent this for the joke contest.

There was a movie theater for Basques. It caught fire and there was only one exit. Several Basques were trampled and burned.

The moral: Don’t put all your Basques in one exit.

Eye-roller
 

Native-American exclaims to his psychiatrist,"Doc, you gotta help me! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee!" Psychiatrist: "Settle down man; you're too tense!"

sorry if it's a repeat of anyone's recent offering

Ok...I'll try one...most of us know that Gandhi was very close to his "higher powers"...most people don't realize that he walked everywhere he went, and he walked barefoot. He also had a very delicate stomach, and had to watch what he ate. Consequently, he was quite often plagued by some serious bad breath. All of this simply goes to show that Gandhi was a super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis.

Do my blinkers work?

Yup.
Nope.
Yup.
Nope.
Yup.
Nope.

Favorite bumper snickers:

Honk if your horn's broken
Honk if you always do what you're told
Earth First - we'll clearcut the other planets later
My other car - the one that's runs - is now my ex-wife's

Sign seen on a lumber truck - "Boards on board"

bumper sticker follow-up
 

Bumper sticker add on
"Don't pull me over...fresh doughnuts next exit"

I forgot to list one I saw last month:

"Don't blame me - I voted for Homer Simpson"

Intense? thats where arabs make love

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

This is definitely the LOL post of the day!!