Uncle Jack(***)

[JoeT]

I'm sure everyone already saw this, but I didn't see a thread (maybe I missed it) dedicated to ridiculing this richly deserving fellow.

See:
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/playof...ory?id=1551784

[Barry C. Morris]

All griping and no T's makes Jack a dull boy. All griping and no T's makes Jack a dull boy.All griping and no T's makes Jack a dull boy. All griping and no T's makes Jack a dull boy.All griping and no T's makes Jack a dull boy. All griping and no T's makes Jack a dull boy.All griping and no T's makes Jack a dull boy. All griping and no T's makes Jack a dull boy.All griping and no T's makes Jack a dull boy. All griping and no T's makes Jack a dull boy.All griping and no T's makes Jack a dull boy. All griping and no T's makes Jack a dull boy.All griping and no T's makes Jack a dull boy. All griping and no T's makes Jack a dull boy.

[Mark Padgett]

It's hard to get mad at Jack. After all, he's the guy who, at a party, had a woman come up to him and ask him if he wanted to dance. Jack's reply? "Wrong verb."

[Dan_ref]

Originally posted by Mark Padgett
It's hard to get mad at Jack. After all, he's the guy who, at a party, had a woman come up to him and ask him if he wanted to dance. Jack's reply? "Wrong verb."

Seems consistent with his behavior at the game.

[rainmaker]

Originally posted by JoeT
I'm sure everyone already saw this, but I didn't see a thread (maybe I missed it) dedicated to ridiculing this richly deserving fellow.

Just another reason not to work in the NBA -- putting up with this kind of **stuff**.

[BktBallRef]

"Heeeeeere's Johnny!!"

[Nevadaref]

He thinks he's so important and special just because he has a lot of money and has been in a bunch of movies. They should have thrown him out just to put him in his place. Can you say over-inflated ego?

[ChuckElias]

Originally posted by rainmaker
Just another reason not to work in the NBA -- putting up with this kind of **stuff**.

Maybe it's just me, but I figure if I gotta listen to whining and complaining from the fans anyway, it'd be kinda cool to hear it coming from Jack.

[Barry C. Morris]

Originally posted by ChuckElias
Maybe it's just me, but I figure if I gotta listen to whining and complaining from the fans anyway, it'd be kinda cool to hear it coming from Jack. [/B]

Here are a few snippets Chuck might hear while working in front of Jack:

YOU WANT THE WHISTLE? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE WHISTLE!! (A Few Good Men)

I want you to hold the whistle. I want you to hold it between your knees. (Five Easy Pieces)

Have you ever reffed with the devil in the pale moonlight? (Batman)

I'd rather stick needles in my eye than watch you officiate. (Terms of Endearment)

I know I can do better than that. (As Good As It Gets)

How about it you creeps, you lunatics, mental defectives. Let's hear it for the refs back in action...The mental defective league in formation. (One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest)

Hey Ref, Lay off the Novocain. It dulls the senses (Little Shop of Horrors)

And on those rare occasions where Jack agrees with Chuck, he might hear these:

You make me want to be a better man (As Good As It Gets)

If you wanted to get me on my back, you just had to ask me. (Terms of Endearment)

And, if Chuck was really good:

Get on your knees, put you &*% in the air and don't move until I say to. (The Two Jakes)

[ChuckElias]

You want me at this game. You need me at this game!