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Originally posted by ChuckElias
Maybe it's just me, but I figure if I gotta listen to whining and complaining from the fans anyway, it'd be kinda cool to hear it coming from Jack. [/B]
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Here are a few snippets Chuck might hear while working in front of Jack:
YOU WANT THE WHISTLE? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE WHISTLE!! (A Few Good Men)
I want you to hold the whistle. I want you to hold it between your knees. (Five Easy Pieces)
Have you ever reffed with the devil in the pale moonlight? (Batman)
I'd rather stick needles in my eye than watch you officiate. (Terms of Endearment)
I know I can do better than that. (As Good As It Gets)
How about it you creeps, you lunatics, mental defectives. Let's hear it for the refs back in action...The mental defective league in formation. (One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest)
Hey Ref, Lay off the Novocain. It dulls the senses (Little Shop of Horrors)
And on those rare occasions where Jack agrees with Chuck, he might hear these:
You make me want to be a better man (As Good As It Gets)
If you wanted to get me on my back, you just had to ask me. (Terms of Endearment)
And, if Chuck was really good:
Get on your knees, put you &*% in the air and don't move until I say to. (The Two Jakes)
