Gold Medal Jokes

[Dan_ref]

Originally posted by ROMANO


THAT BECAUSE I'M A JEWISH...
anywhy are you going to start a jews jokes post?..
if you do..please tell me

OK, we'll make it Jewish...

Sarah has been married and divorced 6 times. Finally, she put an ad in the local Jewish paper that said she needed a man who will not beat her, who will not run away from her, and who is good in bed. Some time later Sarah is at home and there's a loud knock on the door. She opens the door and she sees a guy with no arms or legs.
“Hello” she says, "can I help you?"
“I’m Abe, and I’m here about your ad in the Jewish paper.”
“How do I know you can meet my requirements?” Sarah says.
“Well, I can’t beat you because I have no arms, and I can’t run away from you because I have no legs” he replies.
“But how do I know you’re good in bed?” she asks.
“How do you think I knocked on the door?