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Originally posted by bob jenkins
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Originally posted by Mark Padgett
Juulie - since you have closed the entries, let me now share these two:
The funniest joke in the world, according to Monty Python:
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!
The funniest knock-knock joke in the world, according to the 3 Stooges:
Knock knock
Who's there?
New York
New York who?
Nyork, nyork, nyork
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The best pun in the world, according to Games? or was it Discover magazine?:
Three brothers decide to go into business as cattle ranchers. They can't come up with a name for the ranch, so they ask their father. He suggests Focus -- because it's where the "sons raise meat."
Supposedly the only "triple pun"
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Not a triple pun but a good one:
Q. What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do?
A. He stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
Wed May 07, 2003, 09:50pm
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