Gold Medal Jokes

[bob jenkins]

Originally posted by Mark Padgett
Juulie - since you have closed the entries, let me now share these two:

The funniest joke in the world, according to Monty Python:

My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!


The funniest knock-knock joke in the world, according to the 3 Stooges:

Knock knock
Who's there?
New York
New York who?
Nyork, nyork, nyork

The best pun in the world, according to Games? or was it Discover magazine?:

Three brothers decide to go into business as cattle ranchers. They can't come up with a name for the ranch, so they ask their father. He suggests Focus -- because it's where the "sons raise meat."

Supposedly the only "triple pun"