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Mark nailed it.
hack=hack block=block charge=charge Coach: "How come it's a charge at the other end and a block at my end?" Me: "Because their player had position and yours didn't." Someone mentioned a while back that coaches who say "call it both ways" really mean "call it MY way", and I couldn't agree more. Coach: "Fouls are 6-2 you know" Me: "Yeah, better tell your kids not to hack so much, or the other team'll be shooting bonus."
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HOMER: Just gimme my gun. CLERK: Hold on, the law requires a five-day waiting period; we've got run a background check... HOMER: Five days???? But I'm mad NOW!! 
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