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[dsimp8]

This works for me in Rec League(God help us all)and I used it Monday night :

Both teams are not very good and have committed numerous traveling violations and missed plenty of shots. A 9-7 halftime score gives that away.They are both openly complaining about calls so I blow the whistle and gather both "coaches" at half court and I say "I'm not yelling at your teams for travelings or missing shots so I would appreciate it if you would not yell at me if you THINK I missed a call."

Both "coaches" looked at each other with an "I guess he's right" look and walked away. The final of this "fingernails on the chalkboard" game was 21-19.